If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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