I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Randomize
