i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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