their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i think my mom watched the whole time
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
