but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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