Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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