I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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