It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
