tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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