I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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