and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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