I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize