Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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