sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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