I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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