note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
COCAINE IS GR8
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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