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(201): View more from New Jersey

One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo

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(818): View more from California

Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.

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(404): View more from Georgia

on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.

(1-404): View more from Georgia

i can respect that.

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(519): View more from Ontario

someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I think you may want to look into that...

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(716): View more from New York

Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom

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(224): View more from Illinois

They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.

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(903): View more from Texas

He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

It true. It written in the Bible.

(812): View more from Indiana

Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen

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