I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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