That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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