sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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