bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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