I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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