Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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