can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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