id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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