no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My breasts were aching with rage.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
