How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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