Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
We don't watch enough power rangers
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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