it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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