my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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