hotel room ftw
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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