Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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