Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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