i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
this hospital has no fireball
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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