Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Don't tell me you're on acid again
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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