Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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