Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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