Sry I called you an 8
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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