awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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