So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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