i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
