There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
and she was petting her beer can
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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