return my video game
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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