We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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