Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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