love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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