I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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