Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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