I'm drive I can fine osifer
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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