I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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