I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
