i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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