then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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