when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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