So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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