making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
